June 3rd New Rules:
Monday, June 6, 2011
Saturday, June 4, 2011
A Wind Farm in Front of my House... Teinte a Maher!
Not long after Bill's latest breakup with his scientist girlfriend, here is his Tweet... the title of this New Rule is interesting:
@billmaher
Bill Maher
#NewRule “Miss Me Kate”: (Via: @HBO #RealTime)
6 May 2011 via WhoSay
I am perched in the clouds overlooking the islands and beaches of La Reserve Naturelle de St. Martin because I felt the view in a protected zone could never be spoiled. How can it be possible that a study was approved to place a wind farm (#@*!!) on the island of Tintamarre, in a full frontal assault? A tint of off-colored humor? 'Teinte a' means 'tint of' in French.
May 14th on Facebook by Cat Brown
Will You Bet On It
I miss your show of strength on the sea, a jagged asymmetry in perfect equilibrium, aloof piece of rock... the mere thought of your obscuration lays bare how precious you are.
June 3rd update
As curiously as they emerged, the plans for a wind farm on Tintamarre have been abandoned...
@billmaher
Bill Maher
#NewRule “Miss Me Kate”: (Via: @HBO #RealTime)
6 May 2011 via WhoSay
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I am perched in the clouds overlooking the islands and beaches of La Reserve Naturelle de St. Martin because I felt the view in a protected zone could never be spoiled. How can it be possible that a study was approved to place a wind farm (#@*!!) on the island of Tintamarre, in a full frontal assault? A tint of off-colored humor? 'Teinte a' means 'tint of' in French.
May 14th on Facebook by Cat Brown
Will You Bet On It
I miss your show of strength on the sea, a jagged asymmetry in perfect equilibrium, aloof piece of rock... the mere thought of your obscuration lays bare how precious you are.
June 3rd update
As curiously as they emerged, the plans for a wind farm on Tintamarre have been abandoned...
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Hurricane Bill
Lovetoamuse post on Bill's page Aug 25th 2009
It’s time for me to vent a little, shoot some cool breeze about you… luckily only metaphysically.
Hurricane Bill avoided all land masses! You weaved artfully, away from shorelines, even avoiding a head on collision with Placentia, Nova Scotia. At first there were indications the $130 billion insurance haven of Bermuda would get a pounding, but your true compassionate nature prevailed, not to mention the fact that Bill Clinton was there trying to cool down Hillary after the North Korean hostage release caper. Basically you made big waves, what else is new? You also took the opportunity to delay the Obamas’ vacation by a few hours. Besides the usual careless bathers and some imprudent onlookers at Thunder Hole who were nearly all plucked back to life (except the Chinese girl), you came through with flying colors. Surfers and shell collectors had a great time, and I can attest that everyone living in your path felt blessed as you passed by.
How about an existential hors d’oeuvre while we await the arrival of your remnants on Ireland’s northwest coast? I downloaded it myself.
It’s time for me to vent a little, shoot some cool breeze about you… luckily only metaphysically.
Hurricane Bill avoided all land masses! You weaved artfully, away from shorelines, even avoiding a head on collision with Placentia, Nova Scotia. At first there were indications the $130 billion insurance haven of Bermuda would get a pounding, but your true compassionate nature prevailed, not to mention the fact that Bill Clinton was there trying to cool down Hillary after the North Korean hostage release caper. Basically you made big waves, what else is new? You also took the opportunity to delay the Obamas’ vacation by a few hours. Besides the usual careless bathers and some imprudent onlookers at Thunder Hole who were nearly all plucked back to life (except the Chinese girl), you came through with flying colors. Surfers and shell collectors had a great time, and I can attest that everyone living in your path felt blessed as you passed by.
How about an existential hors d’oeuvre while we await the arrival of your remnants on Ireland’s northwest coast? I downloaded it myself.
An A hole
Excerpt from Bill Maher's New Rules Friday August 14, 2009:
New Rule: A-hole in One Shouldn't Be Obama's Game
...And he said that, unlike before he became president, he prays all the time now and that his Faith and Neighbor Initiatives Director sends him scripture on his Blackberry to start every day. Jesus, is there something about that house that turns people into assholes?
I kid the Commander in Chief, he's very far from an asshole, he's a cool dude, and I want to keep him that way!...
Lovetoamuse post on Bill's Myspace page August 15, 2009:
Today we’re analyzing two tropical storms: An-a, and some space further, Bill. They could well be inspired hurricanes by next week as they follow a projected track to the Dutch Leeward Islands where I live. Now I don’t think you are an a-hole, on the contrary, I think you’re a very cool dude. I also agree that Obama’s best role is to lead by example, and everyone should play a part to reduce global warming. Ok… I give my cats Minou and Gooch-Pooch bottled water from Martinique’s Mont Beni and I’m way too reckless with the Charmin… but on the plus side I don’t eat meat and I close electronics at the source while sleeping, to reduce EMF’s.
Along with so many others, I orbit around your sunshine as a source of gorgeous energy. With you there’s never a dull moment, and here we go again!
Is that energy conscious enough?
Truly yours in the nether lands,
Catherine
New Rule: A-hole in One Shouldn't Be Obama's Game
...And he said that, unlike before he became president, he prays all the time now and that his Faith and Neighbor Initiatives Director sends him scripture on his Blackberry to start every day. Jesus, is there something about that house that turns people into assholes?
I kid the Commander in Chief, he's very far from an asshole, he's a cool dude, and I want to keep him that way!...
Lovetoamuse post on Bill's Myspace page August 15, 2009:
Today we’re analyzing two tropical storms: An-a, and some space further, Bill. They could well be inspired hurricanes by next week as they follow a projected track to the Dutch Leeward Islands where I live. Now I don’t think you are an a-hole, on the contrary, I think you’re a very cool dude. I also agree that Obama’s best role is to lead by example, and everyone should play a part to reduce global warming. Ok… I give my cats Minou and Gooch-Pooch bottled water from Martinique’s Mont Beni and I’m way too reckless with the Charmin… but on the plus side I don’t eat meat and I close electronics at the source while sleeping, to reduce EMF’s.
Along with so many others, I orbit around your sunshine as a source of gorgeous energy. With you there’s never a dull moment, and here we go again!
Is that energy conscious enough?
Truly yours in the nether lands,
Catherine
Omar
LovetoaMuse said...
Oh Maher!
Hurricane Omar is coming.
Posted on Bill's page October 13, 2008 11:37 PM
Bill Maher's Forums
Re: Bill Maher: "Rationalist"
by CbusOhio on Tue May 20, 2008 5:30 pm:
What's THAT a picture of?
Re: Bill Maher: "Rationalist"
by Lovetoamuse on Tue May 20, 2008 6:28 pm:
That's a beauty mark on my butt in the shape of an exclamation point. I realized it was there in my early thirties, as I became very conscious of spiritual joy. To this day, this great symbol gets validated daily with my lifelong love, my husband.
I guess it's my answer to Bill's toast!
Homard mon amour,
Thank you for your comment in Animal Times. PETA is the pre-eminent purveyor of exquisite empathy.
Posted by Lovetoamuse on May 27, 2009
Posted by Lovetoamuse on May 27, 2009
I'll raise you one planet
Lovetoamuse post on Bill's page April 21st, 2009
They say drugs are dangerous because they’re addictive. They don’t like to expound; actually the argument is too lame to discuss. Addiction runs the economy. Besides the obvious alcohol and tobacco there’s guns, food, medicine, gambling, financial finagling, twittering, useless junk from China... Fear of profound psychological change is what keeps psychotropic substances illegal.
Cannabis is a catalyst, opening minds by freeing those *millions of mirth microbes*. When it’s legalized, we can’t expect kids to sit through existing ‘straight’ curriculums. It’s all got to evolve, making room for dreaming, right up there with engineering. Space is the wrong direction to explore new frontiers. Legalizing weed will help point the arrow inward, where technology has a lot of catching up to do.
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That comment about girls dressing like whores nowadays, was that a trap? Like Obama bowing to the Arab king: calculated, inadvertent or instinctive? It’s easy satisfaction to send girls mixed messages, like Walgreens promoting wellness. Sexuality, like knowledge, needs to be released. There are saint bitches, and worlds beyond. With your permission, let’s go back to DC a year or so ago…
For more background info, visit lovetoamuse girl talk
They say drugs are dangerous because they’re addictive. They don’t like to expound; actually the argument is too lame to discuss. Addiction runs the economy. Besides the obvious alcohol and tobacco there’s guns, food, medicine, gambling, financial finagling, twittering, useless junk from China... Fear of profound psychological change is what keeps psychotropic substances illegal.
Cannabis is a catalyst, opening minds by freeing those *millions of mirth microbes*. When it’s legalized, we can’t expect kids to sit through existing ‘straight’ curriculums. It’s all got to evolve, making room for dreaming, right up there with engineering. Space is the wrong direction to explore new frontiers. Legalizing weed will help point the arrow inward, where technology has a lot of catching up to do.
("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-. ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._ ("-._
That comment about girls dressing like whores nowadays, was that a trap? Like Obama bowing to the Arab king: calculated, inadvertent or instinctive? It’s easy satisfaction to send girls mixed messages, like Walgreens promoting wellness. Sexuality, like knowledge, needs to be released. There are saint bitches, and worlds beyond. With your permission, let’s go back to DC a year or so ago…
For more background info, visit lovetoamuse girl talk
Musings...
Posted by Lovetoamuse on Oct. 24, 2008
From an intellectual perspective, one wonders how sex symbols feel about being constantly fantasized by the masses. Does Pamela Andersen feel all the orgasms dedicated to her? Would it feel so good she’d get up and do her own housework? Might all these waves of pleasure have a cumulative effect on sensitive starlets and snap their synapses in an endorphin overdose? They would be sacrificed for a good cause, not to mention furthering the study of telepathy, a science best served by clandestine sex. I wonder if we’ll get federal funding for this line of research in Obama land…
From an intellectual perspective, one wonders how sex symbols feel about being constantly fantasized by the masses. Does Pamela Andersen feel all the orgasms dedicated to her? Would it feel so good she’d get up and do her own housework? Might all these waves of pleasure have a cumulative effect on sensitive starlets and snap their synapses in an endorphin overdose? They would be sacrificed for a good cause, not to mention furthering the study of telepathy, a science best served by clandestine sex. I wonder if we’ll get federal funding for this line of research in Obama land…
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